My name is Kevin Rudd

I�m a Christian Socialist but I reject socialism.

I�m a man of integrity, but I didn�t mind meeting with a convicted criminal (Brian Burke) on 3 occasions in order to garner support for my leadership challenge�and then lie about it.

I�m pro-family but I voted against the Marriage Amendment Act

I�m against abortion but I voted to enable RU486 to be legalised.

I despise candidates who say: �Vote for me! I�m a Christian.� Instead, people should vote for me because I�m a Christian.

I�m pro-family so I want dads to stay home unemployed, instead of getting a job.

I�m against free markets, but my family made millions using them.

I�m a friend of small businesses, but I reject the flexibilities they have been given by the WorkChoices legislation.

I don�t mind illegal immigrants coming here and living on welfare, but I object to legal foreign workers coming here to do the jobs that Australians refuse to do.

I support government investment in essential infrastructure, but I canned the Wolfdene Dam project when I was chief-of-staff for the Queensland government.

I believe we must go to great lengths to drastically reduce our CO₂ emissions, but I strongly support our coal industry.

I object to �fear campaigns� but I think Australians should be terrified by the government�s WorkChoices legislation and the impending doom being brought on by climate change.

I'm committed to the US alliance but I won�t support them in Iraq.

I think the Prime Minister was wrong to endanger the US alliance by attacking Barack Obama and the Democrats, but I didn�t mind when Mark Latham attacked George W. Bush and the Republicans.

I think the Iraqis need to take over responsibility for their own security, but I won�t given them any support to help them do it�not even 70 soldiers.

I want all our troops home from Iraq, but I still plan to leave 900 there.

I�m a God-botherer because every time I speak, God gets really bothered!